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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Library enhancement program/app

Sitting in the library during finals week and studying 100% of the time is almost impossible.  Adderall is in the blood of abou 75% of the people there.  Talking to and meeting new people is always a good way to take a small break from the dreadfully long intese study session.  Somebody should creat a website or application that allows anybody in the library to have the oppertunity to meet a random person.  The click a button and a random persons facebook profile picture comes up of somebody else in the same university library.  the two people can talk electronically first, and if they like each other they can meet out front and talk for a little bit to get their minds off of schoolwork for a minute.  not only does this make people feel good, but it increases a persons social capital, and adds to a persons network.  Meeting people created opportunities, and some opportnities can be far more important than a grade on a test.  you can meet your fute spouse, or you can meet your future business partner.  Most likely it will result in guy/girls trying to meet someone of the opposite sex. This is good tho because it relieves stress and adds a fun mysterious twist to the ever plain boring library which we know so well.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

On campus computers are interesting...

On campus, at almost any hour, getting access to a computer is rediculous.  Right when you get off a computer there is always someone right there jumping on, so the competition is fierce.  It's strange though, how people are so scared to go onto a computer, that they are not completely certain is unoccupied.  The computer logs off automatically after like 10 minutes, so if somebody takes a break and leaves there stuff there, than they come back when they're done and the comp is logged off.  But its not only a bookbag or a jacket that will prevent someone from daring to take the computer.  Something as minut as a single book sitting within 2 feet of the computer will scare potential users away.  I just got to this computer now and its been in hybronation mode, which takes like a half hour, just because there are a few books near it.  Nobody has tried to use it because of a small stack of books.  Its funny how people can be...

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Blunt Rating System (finally)

I love blunts. Although I am not a "stoner," perhaps, I do love to smoke a nice L.  All of my friends, whether back home, or in the frat here, also love to smoke blunts.  There is a sense of pride in rolling the perfect blunt.  The blunt that everybody passes around and says "wow" about.  You know that everybody who rolls even okay blunts, think that they roll they roll the best ones.  Up until I came across my high idea about rating blunts, there was really no final judgment on whose L's are rolled the nicest.  Even if others agree that your blunt was better than others, somebody is left with the false hope that they, in reality, can out roll anybody.  Lets face it, you created it, its like your child!  or maybe not? who knows!?

         Anyway, here's my system of rating a blunt (foolproof):
 The system consists of either two, or four judges, depending on the size of the blunt and how high the judges are willing to get. (lets say that we are using a "dub," ($20 bag (gram?))) w.e you want to call it)

-Roller A and Roller B both roll up blunts; Blunt A and Blunt B.
-the 4 judges spark up the two blunts (rollers can be judges if they are not biased assholes) 


-each judge gets a piece of paper and a pen
-after each hit of the blunt the judge who took the hit rates it from 1-10 depending on the quality of the hit
-after the blunt is done all of the numbers from each hit get added together
-Blunt with the highest score wins (no arguing!)